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If you wake up, opening your eyes into a hairy laughing face, don't scream, it's your Westie waiting for you

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Stop thinking you're the Master in your house. It is not true anyway and you are only making it all harder.

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Not clear about your mission in life? Don't worry: you're here to make your Westie happy.

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If you sleep dreaming that someone is walking over you, it's not a dream, it's your Westie.

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Don't make any plans for a walk. It's not your walk anyway. Just follow your Master.

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9.Don't believe he loves you the way other dogs love their masters. Any food is much dearer to him than you. Your Westie would happily barter you for a piece of old roll.